Weed Status: weed

So, the other day I posted this. The dude didn"t even bother answering me, but then the next day I recieve a text from the guy saying that he left his phone in some guys car and wasn"t able to respond to me. So he says I can have a discount. So, me and my friend have been wanting to split a half for a while, so we opt for that and he agrees to let us give him $125 for it. This is a really good deal where I live, as a half could easily run you close to $200. So, he delivers it and it"s the dankest smelling shit I"ve ever smelled. The dude later tells me it"s sour diesel, which I have never had. I"d been on a t-break for 5 days, so I got ripped on this after just a few puffs on some blunts we rolled. Anyway, I"m just happy that the dude was able to amend what he did and that we can continue having a good dealer-buyer relationship.

Submitted July 13, 2014 at 06:34AM by moneytobloww

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My dealer screwed me over, then made it up big time.

Saturday, August 2, 2014

Hotel maid found my stash

Hotel maid found my stash

Some friends and I smoked a hangover bowl in our hotel room this morning after a night of drinking on Bourbon St. in New Orleans. Then we packed up our stuff, checked out of the room, and started looking for food. After about 15 min of walking, I realized I put my bubbler back in my bag, but not the weed. So I rush back to the hotel and I see that the maid is already cleaning out my room. "Well it"s in a pill bottle, so it"s somewhat inconspicuous. Maybe she hasn"t seen it yet." I walk in and say "Oh, I think I left something in here" as I walk past her and go to the sink where I left it. It wasn"t there anymore, and I turn around to see the maid smiling and laughing. "Oh, I know exactly what you lookin for" as she held the bottle up and tossed it back to me.

Tl;dr: left my weed in hotel, checked out, came back for it, maid (probably also a stoner) was a bro and gave it back to me.

Submitted July 13, 2014 at 03:33PM by Chem420

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Hotel maid found my stash

Friday, August 1, 2014

Shopping High

Shopping High

I dont recommend shopping while high because you end up with 22 bottles of water, 8 bags of life savers gummies, sour gummy worms, almond joys(I dont even like almond joys) and other random food items. Its just not a good idea.

Submitted July 13, 2014 at 02:22PM by Rasta-Slendz

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Shopping High

So my dad caught me yesterday.

So my dad caught me yesterday.

I had just finished my bowl and had put everything away. I was laying down waiting for my laptop to turn on so I could watch some anime. (New sword art online episode). I see a shadow outside in the hallway and my dad comes around the corner. I assumed he was going to tell me he"s leaving(I knew he was going to a family party thing) he then asks "have you been smoking pot?" I didn"t exactly know what to say, but I knew he wouldn"t be that mad. I"ve thought about what I"d say to him or my mom if either of them caught me. I told him I had been and he says "dude, I"ve been smelling it outside for the past week and I couldn"t figure out where it had been coming from. I don"t care one bit, you"re 18. I"ve been doing it since I was 13, so that"s over 35+ years. I have no problem with it." At this point I"m seeing if my finger will go through my palm(lucid dreaming reality check) because I honestly did not think it was real. He said for now on, just go outside on the porch and I don"t have to hide it anymore. He said my mom wouldn"t be that upset if she found out because she still tokes up once in a while. He"s not telling her though, he"s leaving that decision up to me.

Tl;dr – dad caught me, doesn"t care. He does it too.

Submitted July 13, 2014 at 03:47PM by YouWonderWhy

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So my dad caught me yesterday.

Thursday, July 31, 2014

Mambo Number [5]

Mambo Number [5]

I need a little marijuana in my life. a little bit of cherried bud by my side. a little bit of reefer"s what I need. a little bit of THC is what I see. a little bit of Sativa in the sun. a little bit of Mary Jane all night long. a little bit of Indica here I am. a little bit of weed mixed with my jam.

Submitted July 13, 2014 at 01:28PM by VAGINIS_696969

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Mambo Number [5]

Wednesday, July 30, 2014

what i"ve accomplished today

what i’ve accomplished today

my sunday morning:

i drank and smoked a lot last night so i woke up at about 6 a.m feeling like shit but i still got about 7 or 8 hours of sleep. i had 6 gravity bongs, felt awesome, and then went on a four mile run (took about an hour and 15, im not an athlete but i believe in staying in shape) and then got half of the work done that i have for today for my job. and its not even close to noon yet.

and people say stoners are lazy? nah, man… we just like to enjoy life a bit more.

Submitted July 13, 2014 at 09:22AM by EyeThink2Much

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what i"ve accomplished today

Anyone else out enjoying the super moon??

Anyone else out enjoying the super moon??

Submitted July 12, 2014 at 09:32PM by Shaison815

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Anyone else out enjoying the super moon??

Watching a PBS cooking show....suddenly a Volcano!

Watching a PBS cooking show….suddenly a Volcano!

http://bit.ly/1kmCwNm

Submitted July 12, 2014 at 10:45PM by BronyaCovooper

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Watching a PBS cooking show....suddenly a Volcano!

I got so high last night...

I got so high last night…

I was driving home after smoking a blunt at a friend"s and there was a hedgehog in the street. It rolled up when my headlights hit it, but it was late, so I stopped and let him cross. I have a dugout, so I loaded one up since no one was around (in the backwoods.) After my hit I looked up and noticed this hedgehog still hasn"t moved. I decide to get out to inspect, only to find out I had been waiting on a pinecone.

Submitted July 13, 2014 at 01:57PM by BlancoLoco

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I got so high last night...

Tuesday, July 29, 2014

I Minecrafted this for you

I Minecrafted this for you

Submitted July 12, 2014 at 10:36PM by RiperSnifle

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I Minecrafted this for you

I think they"re cursed

I think they’re cursed

Submitted July 12, 2014 at 05:22PM by KernicPanel

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I think they"re cursed

Monday, July 28, 2014

Green and gold, money blunt...

Green and gold, money blunt…

Submitted July 12, 2014 at 09:18AM by Tigrstyl

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Green and gold, money blunt...

Sunday, July 27, 2014

While tripping out by a lake last night, a friend went to take a bowl hit. He ended up smooching this little guy.

While tripping out by a lake last night, a friend went to take a bowl hit. He ended up smooching this little guy.

Submitted July 12, 2014 at 08:05PM by Whisperkill

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While tripping out by a lake last night, a friend went to take a bowl hit. He ended up smooching this little guy.

Thursday, July 24, 2014

Farming the way it"s meant to

Farming the way it’s meant to

http://bit.ly/1r7zbt4

Submitted July 12, 2014 at 08:32PM by houlade

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Farming the way it"s meant to

Tuesday, July 22, 2014

Looking at Coffee in a way that some look at Marijuana

Looking at Coffee in a way that some look at Marijuana

Submitted July 12, 2014 at 12:01PM by M2W3L

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Looking at Coffee in a way that some look at Marijuana

Checking my messages the morning after a party...

Checking my messages the morning after a party…

Submitted July 12, 2014 at 10:03AM by anderboy101

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Checking my messages the morning after a party...

Monday, July 21, 2014

Yesterdays smokespot

Yesterdays smokespot

http://bit.ly/1muvkDx

Submitted July 12, 2014 at 06:14AM by swedox65

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Yesterdays smokespot